In the future we'll all be gay
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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