I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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