just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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