You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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