I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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