So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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