if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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