can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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