Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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