Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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