1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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