He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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