I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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