Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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