What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Randomize
