why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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