Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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