Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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