I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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