No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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