69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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