HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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