I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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