How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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