She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Shame is for Republicans.
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