So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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