You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
