woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
