So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
