i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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