I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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