Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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