If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Do vagina's smell?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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