your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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