Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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