Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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