I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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