Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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