Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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