Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize