He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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