Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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