Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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