TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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