I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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