you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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