take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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