Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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