ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
she was so not down for the gang bang
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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