Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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