Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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