is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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