I heard we made out
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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