Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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