well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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